By Riad Beladi | April 2025 | International Supermarket News (yes, we cover everything now)
Just when you thought the world might catch a breath, maybe have a cup of tea, or check if the tomatoes in aisle four are on discount—Boom!—Donald J. Trump makes headlines again. It’s as if global news is now contractually obligated to include the man every three hours, like a vitamin supplement for media frenzy.
No breaks, no holidays, not even a bank one. Trump is the human equivalent of a season finale… that never ends. We don’t live in a world of breaking news anymore; we live in Trumping news. Blink and you’ll miss his latest courtroom cliffhanger, social media storm, golf course decree, or a statement that leaves half the planet gasping and the other half cheering.
E4, Are You Watching?
Surely by now, someone at E4 or Netflix is drafting a pitch: “Keeping Up with The Donald”, or perhaps a reboot of The Apprentice where instead of firing people, he just “pardons” them. Trump is a walking, talking, tweet-storming box office hit. Even TikTok can’t keep up. He trends more than cats playing piano and influencers crying in cars.
If the Internet were a kingdom, Trump would be its jester, king, and court reporter rolled into one. Social media isn’t just going nuts—it’s doing triple backflips while shouting “#MAGA” and debating the Constitution at the same time.
The Media’s Favourite Frenemy
Let’s be honest: journalists, broadcasters, and late-night hosts owe him a thank-you card. He’s the gift that keeps on giving—if your gift is wrapped in legal documents, sealed with sarcasm, and occasionally shouted in all-caps at 3am.
The media can’t quit him. He’s like the awkward ex no one wants back but still secretly stalks on Instagram. Every Trump headline sells—clicks, ratings, memes, you name it. Somewhere, a CNN producer is lighting a candle and whispering, “Please tweet, Donald, please tweet…”
The Most Famous Human in History (After the Prophets)
Let’s give credit where it’s due. If name recognition were an Olympic sport, Trump would be triple-gold. He’s known in every timezone, every village, from Silicon Valley to Sahara dunes. Some say only the prophets are more famous, and honestly—if Trump had lived a few centuries ago, he might’ve tried to out-trend Moses himself.
The man has been a businessman, a TV star, a president, an influencer, and now a courtroom regular. What’s next? A Broadway musical? “Trump! The Musical: I Did It My Way”, featuring jazz hands, lawsuits, and a Twitter-shaped spotlight?
Conclusion: Long Live the Show
In the end, love him or loathe him, Trump is a master of media. He doesn’t just break the news—he is the news. And if we’re being honest, we kind of love the chaos. Because while the world turns, the stock market swings, and AI tries to take over, Trump remains gloriously… Trump.
Roll credits? Not a chance.
